"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

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"Those who don't understand UNIX are doomed to reinvent it, poorly."
- Henry Spencer

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"A man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."
- Unknown

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"Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey."
- Bill Gates

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"There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion
that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a
number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of
guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing
circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not
supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have
any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or
turned back, for their private benefit."
- The Judge in "Life-Line"

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"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
- Edsger W. Dijkstra

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"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the
average voter."
- Winston Churchill

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"Berkeley was a lot better than junior high school, but it still involved
homework, which deep down in my heart I could never believe in."
- Hans Reiser

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"Never memorize anything you can look up."
- Albert Einstein

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"It's too bad stupidity isn't painful."
- A. S. LaVey

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"If we can really talk about mutating, self-replicating evil code as "viruses"
then Outlook is the functional equivalent of a dirty heroin needle in a 1970's
San Fransisco gay bath house."
- Unknown

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"In communism, man exploits man. In capitalism, it's the other way around."
- Unknown

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"Geht's der Wirtschaft gut, geht's uns allen gut."
- Wirtschaftskammer Oesterreich

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"Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand, they can't disagree."
- Unknown

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"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics."
- Mark Twain

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"Isn't XML the CSV of Y2K?"
- `tone`

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"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."
- Cray Seymore

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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
- Albert Einstein

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"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it."
- Brian W. Kernighan

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"The best way to destroy an enemy is by making them a friend."
- Abraham Lincoln

"If that doesn't work, shoot them in the back of the head."
- J.W. Booth

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Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
into account Hofstadter's Law.

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Be suspicious of anything that works perfectly - it's probably because two
errors are canceling each other out.

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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to
the amount of equipment ruined.

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Sturgeon's law: 90% of everything is crap.

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Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool
will want to use it.

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Machines work, people should think.

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"The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts
at education."
- Paul Feyerabend

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"The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you
want."
- D. Cohen

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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
- Robin Williams